Loki is online.

I’d like to present you PeanutCup’s latest rig addition: Loki.

For a photo showcase (yeah, two photos, awesome showcase) click on the more tab.

How does $10,000 looks like:

Are you curious of what, indeed, do 10k looks like? I suggest you click on the more button to reveal your answer.

Non est ad astra mollis e terris via

It’s copy pasted. I don’t know shit about Latin.

“Why Latin?”, you might ask. Hmph. Why indeed. The first explanation that might come to mind is that I have some need to flaunt my vast and varied knowledge of all earthly things, to be acknowledged as a superior being, whether it be through hate, envy, or, in the rarest of cases, admiration. It’s an entirely valid arguement, seeing as admiration is a not-so-discrete human need. But that idea falls short in this case; I’ve already disclosed that I know nothing of the language.  Thus, it can be discarded… or can it? There’s more than one way to skin a cat, dear friends, and more than one way to deceive an unsuspecting reader. The more astute of you will be quick to realize that I took my lack of knowledge for all things Latin and used it to make the illusion of a dominance over the English language and a grasp on the human psyche that really isn’t there. All meticulously planned and calculated. And you know what? The more astute of you would be wrong, too. I used Latin because Tammy text messaged me “I think, therefore I am,” in Latin, and I thought it’d be neat for a title to a rant.

“Then why write a paragraph that seems to have no point other that to insult your readers?” I assure you, I’ve no intention to insult you… not today, at least. The preceding paragraph is nothing more than an introduction to a rant that I’ve yet to know what it consists of, like running into a damp, dark cave, armed with nothing more than a will to survive; this post is that cave, and the promise of some inspirational message is that will to survive. For some time now, I’ve felt that I am due for some significant, life-changing event, and I do not mean my own. I’ve no idea what actions will bring this sensation to life, nor its intended scope, nor the medium through which it will be thrust upon the unsuspecting party. I’m convinced that this thing – this calling, if you will – is most certainly real, but without so much as a hint to what it’s supposed to be for, I am left to wonder if the monotony of day to day living will eventually take me to my destination. Maybe being dressed in business casual from 9 to 5 will be my guide. Maybe I’ve yet to reach that bump in the road. Maybe that damp, dark cave is a lot bigger than just this post. And yet here I am, rattling fences with a twig as I watch the sidewalk pass under my feet. What’s a boy to do?

There is no easy way to get from the Earth to the stars.

[Light-hearted note: I didn't really feel like doing narrative this time around. Sorry! I'll get back to it soon enough, though. Just as soon as I get the pictures from the vacation up. Yeah...]

The IPCC report

Not sure if any of you have heard about it, but recently the United Nations’ IPCC, Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, released its fourth report on friday, February 2. In this report, well

http://ipcc-wg1.ucar.edu/wg1/docs/WG1AR4_SPM_Approved_05Feb.pdf

It’s looking scary, friends. This isn’t not laughing matter.

We will no longer have slushies or polar bears, and we will have to give names to new beaches as the water level rises. Now that sounds cool, I know, but just read some of the article so we can discuss it in depth.

My God, I did it

I’m not going to even bullshit. Without further ado, PeanutCup’s Second Video!!!

Now the FAQ:

1. Why did I took so long? : Synchronizing frames to a song is a definite bitch, especially when the beat is so random.

2. Why does the quick changing scene part give me a seizure? : That can be attributed to the fact that lighting changes quite fast in that scene. Still, you can also consider yourself a pussy.

3. What’s that clock doing there? :Mr. Clock is Peanut Cup’s antagonist. He likes setting pranks and being a bitch.

4. In the quick changing scene I notice your key hook changing positions all over your pants! : Uh, that was supposed to happen. You know, art…

5. How long did it take you to do a ONE minute and four second video? : 5th Amendment.

6. When’s the next one coming out? : As soon as Ipsum stops playing WoW. In other words, when he dies.

7. Why is it called Introduction? : Because it introduces.

8. There’s no tag on either of you!!! : Good point. BE happy and watch this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbcZ40Qfq1M

9. Why can’t that one be the introduction? : Because it isn’t, now watch both videos and bask in our greatness.

10. But… : STOP ASKING STUPID QUESTIONS!!!

11. Why did the chicken cross the road? : To watch the new PeanutCup video.

12. Why did the whore cross the road? : To congratulate us…

13. Why did Ipsum cross the road? : Cuz his laptop was on the other side.

13. Why did Zeraphil cross the road? : To get away from WoW temptation.

14. Why did Apox cross the road? : So nobody could hear him sing.

15. Why did Carlos cross the road? : So he could get to the university and play WoW till sunrise.

16. Why the lame jokes? : Because I found inspiration.

Anyways, there you have it folks. Comment away!