The secret of the Almenares director
Posted by zeraphil on March 10, 2007
I’m not sure if you are familiar with the director of the Almenares, the Mayaguez residence that Ipsum and I resided for my stay in Mayaguez and for nearly three years in Ipsum’s case. I’m sure you have seen pictures of him, and he stars in the first peanut cup video as the person who comes to check on us and gives us a two thumbs up.
This should refresh your memory:
Well, I have done some investigation. You should know that he is a part of the Opus Dei, a branch of the Catholic Church. He also is pious as they come, very strict and disciplined too. Is always on your case if you are not studying or praying. Hence, he was usually on my case ^_^. Well, I have found some tidbits of information that point to Riqui’s past, and I’d like to share them with you.
Before Riki looked like that, he had a mustache. Sadly, there’s no picture of him with such mustache in our archives, but I did my best to recreate it.
That’s how he looked like several years before. Now, this might seem as some innocent, trivial discovery, but not when you confront this image and realize the inevitable. Riqui was GUNTHER!!!
It is cristal clear that Riqui had a darker past, one of pleasure, women, and champagne. The resemblance is undeniable, and it makes sense that Riqui is how he is right now. He is penitent, hiding away in that cursed house for good reason! Now, to support my findings, I linked three videos showing Gunther. As you know, Gunther is an artist that performed in Europe some time ago, favoring techno music in particular. Check these out. (Wait till all three appear).
You be the judge, friends, but it is completely obvious. Those big glasses hide the truth.
With that crap considered music, it’s no wonder he changed to a life of piety. Relax Riqui, your secret is safe with me.
